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Knight
09-24-2009, 03:16 PM
Who hasn't seen that SNL ski "I'm on a boat"? I ordered some Santana Champagne for the boat trip in the Bahama's... with my flippy floppies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
stalk gns
09-24-2009, 04:06 PM
me you anddddd t pain
NighEve
09-24-2009, 04:22 PM
Who hasn't seen that SNL ski "I'm on a boat"? I ordered some Santana Champagne for the boat trip in the Bahama's... with my flippy floppies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

That's "skit" sweety. You don't have spell check?? :confused::confused:
Especially if you're gonna put down anyone else for their spelling:

Congratulations, you've managed to use two words not in the english language in one paragraph. I think you mean degrade, and chauvinist...you should carry a dictionary with you at all times, because you are RE-TARD-ED.
Okay chavenist was just bad spelling, but denagrade was flat out retarded.
I just pray that poor mutant she gave birth to goes to boarding school and she never speaks to it...if my mother were that stupid I'd kill myself for fear of polluting society.
stalk gns
09-24-2009, 05:54 PM
You really don't understand the difference between leaving off a t because you're typing quickly and completely mispelling a word, do you? God doesn't love you, because he forgot to give you a brain.
NighEve
09-24-2009, 06:21 PM
You really don't understand the difference between leaving off a t because you're typing quickly and completely mispelling a word, do you? God doesn't love you, because he forgot to give you a brain.
You really don't understand the difference in judging people for a thing and then turning around and doing it yourself or in this case your friend does it. BTW You misspelled misspelling.
stalk gns
09-24-2009, 08:24 PM
Parody doesn't seem to register in that ape like brain of yours either. When I mock your criticism of leaving off a letter, then do it in the same post on a third grade word in order to cause you to jump all over it for a second time, that didn't strike you as a bit odd?
NighEve
09-24-2009, 10:57 PM
Parody doesn't seem to register in that ape like brain of yours either. When I mock your criticism of leaving off a letter, then do it in the same post on a third grade word in order to cause you to jump all over it for a second time, that didn't strike you as a bit odd?
Everything you do is odd.
Knight
09-25-2009, 07:58 AM
Stalk... lets not respond to this whore any longer.
slim
09-25-2009, 10:18 AM
You guys are cute.
stalk gns
09-25-2009, 10:43 AM
I was hoping for another new word or two, but am tiring of her dribble.
NighEve
09-25-2009, 10:54 AM
I was hoping for another new word or two, but am tiring of her dribble.

Simple: Ignore me. That's all you have to do.
Knight
09-25-2009, 10:56 AM
You guys are cute.

Again with the gayness in the anus.

Slim what do you do in life now?
slim
09-26-2009, 08:02 PM
I'm a PC/AV Tech at a college nearby. Mostly the AV part, since our department has a young/old generation split of egos : /

I'll have to show you the AMX touch panel menu I'm about done designing for a new conference center of ours. (kinda proud of my baby, I wouldn't let anyone else work on it so I could call it mine :D) You were kinda the one that got me started on web designing back in the day come to think of it.

But yeah, anything involving computers and AV automation in our classrooms, I does. Are you still an evil phone solicitor!?!? :D j/k
Knight
09-28-2009, 07:38 AM
Yeah i am actually :p

I do enterprise security sales for McAfee so I'm moving on up now. Pay is good and the job is easy, so life is good now. Not to say it can't get better, because i will be in the Bahamas for 10 days to end October for my wedding/honeymoon. How fast life changes huh? Go from making 20k a year selling Cratmatic Adjustable Beds to making an undisclosed, but significantly higher amount working for the #1 Internet security company in the world. Oh and I'm getting married too... wow.
slim
09-28-2009, 10:32 PM
Haha, undisclosed :D I just got married myself this past May. Life's pretty good for the both of us then :D
Knight
09-29-2009, 07:30 AM
it contains five zero's... not including the change Slim.
slim
09-29-2009, 08:44 AM
Very nice, Very nice. Do you travel to the businesses that buy your enterprise products? Or do they have separate techs that do that kinda stuff?
Knight
09-29-2009, 09:16 AM
I only travel to sell larger prospects. I have nothing to do with the set up of the solution, but it's mostly handled out of our Corporate offices in Colorado.

I know enough technical information to be dangerous, but thats about it. I can sell someone on the solution by talking about the intricacies of our product's, but not fully understand how/why they work. Ignorance is bliss.
Knight
09-29-2009, 11:26 AM
And traveling sucks because I work whats considered the South Central region KS, MO, OK, TX, and Indiana (i know IN is not really South or Central)

As you can see there are not too many appealing things about these places. I'm jealous of the other 4 teams that work the east and west coast. We make the most $$$ in our region though... so thats a nice consolation.
slim
09-29-2009, 06:35 PM
And traveling sucks because I work whats considered the South Central region KS, MO, OK, TX, and Indiana (i know IN is not really South or Central)

As you can see there are not too many appealing things about these places. I'm jealous of the other 4 teams that work the east and west coast. We make the most $$$ in our region though... so thats a nice consolation.

Haha, nice.